One Liners- Light and Sour

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One liners

source TNIE

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if one takes them while driving.

2. Having  one child makes you a parent, but having two makes you a referee.

3.Marriage is the relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

4. A child's greatest period od growth is the month after purchasing a new school uniform.

5. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one who you cannot live without, but whatever you decide, you are bound to regret it later.

6.You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

7.True friends stab you in the front.

8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

9. Laziness is  nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

10.Married couples always compromise-the husband admits he's wron and the wife agrees with him.

11. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

12. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job. He still ends with the same boss.

13. real friends are those who survive transitions between address books.

14.Saving is the best thing, when you parents have done it for you.

15. Wise men talk because they have something ot say, fools talk because they have to something.

16. Languages are known as mother tounges because the father seldom gets to to speak.
 
Ramakrishna Addanki
30-06-2006

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